What Is KISS ???????????????????????

 Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is two
divided by nothing.


Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.



Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the
heart.



Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.



Prof. of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.



Prof. of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles
in the state of contraction.



Prof. of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.



Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.



Prof. of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the
supply.



Prof. of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital
statistics of 36-24-36



Prof. of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the
youth and homage for the old.



Prof. of English: Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more
common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all



Prof. of Engineering: What is a Kiss?